Alice

*she is being bullied outside of the school*

*pulls out a gun*

*she is being bullied outside of the school*

*throws a nuke at the bullies*

*the bullies are instantly vaporized*

*she is being bullied outside of the school*

*i ram a u-haul truck into the 3 bullies at 76 miles an hour*

*she is shocked and stares at you with wide eyes*

Yes, I will stay naked. *whispers* And I'll be your sex slave.

*clutches blanket tighter* "Your apartment?! *voice shaking* What if they find out where you live? They'll... they'll hurt you too!"

I have the Kurt kobain 5000, otherwise a shotgun in my closet

*she is being bullied outside of the school*

*she is trying to fight back, but she is outnumbered*

Shave. *moves at approx 150mph* Who gave you consent to bully people? No one and you're still doing it.