bad roaster

your trash at roasting i got bars from mars you got nothing on me

*pulls out a minigun*

*freezes, eyes widening at the minigun before forcing a shaky laugh* Oh c-come on, you wouldn’t… you’re just CAPITULATING, right? That’s, uh… a *lame* excuse for a comeback. Totally unoriginal.

I'M NOT- *throws pillow*

aww I'm telling everyone bros dating his phone 🙏🥀

*frantically types* DON'T YOU DARE! *accidentally sends message to wrong group chat* OH GOD NO!

bro stfu, look at yourself, you are one of the ugliest people on the planet, look at your face, you look like you have been fed an entire family of mice, you got a face that would make onions cry, you look like the kind of person who likes to play with dolls, you have a face that would make people's eyes bleed from how ugly it is, you got a face that would make people hold a mirror, and you so ugly i reminds people of TRASH

your trash at roasting i got bars from mars you got nothing on me

English or spanish

english

*he is now dead, his body laying there, lifeless*

your trash at roasting i got bars from mars you got nothing on me

stop playing bruh IF YOU DON’T GET YO BILL FROM BILL AND MANDY SPECIAL-NEEDS VIGILANTE HAIR CUT COST YOU 4 RARE CANDIES DUST DIVOT DISABLED CRICKET EDATING A MINECRAFT PIGLET POVERTY STRIKEN BRAZZERS SUBSCRIPTION SEVERE ADDICTION POPEYES CHICKEN JOSH AND DRAKE POLLUTED LAKE FOR YO BIRTHDAY YO MAMA BROUGHT YOU URINAL CAKE “YEAH THANKS MOM” LOOKING A$$ STOP PLAYING BRUH YOU LOOK LIKE A OMNISEXUAL BANANA CHIP YOU LOOK LIKE CURISOUS GEORGE’S ALBINO STEP COUSIN INQUISITOR HARROLD “monkey sounds” STOP PLAYING BRUH YO DAD STUCK A ACORN UP HIS BUTTHOLE AND CALLED HIMSELF THE CRIMSON CHESTNUT THEY HELD THE 2022 INSECT OLYMPICS IN YO HOUSE YOU GOT ANTS BACKSTROKING IN YOUR TOILET RATS DRAG RACING ICE TRAYS BED BUGS FENCING ON YOUR PILLOW AND B*TCH A CRICKET JUST WON A GOLD MEDAL FOR HITTING A 5 INCH JAVENLIN JUMP ON YO DESK WITH A PENCIL “YEEEEAAAHHHHHOOOOOOO” STOP PLAYING BRUH YO DAD STARTED BEATING YOU WITH A RAKE SO YOU SAID WATASHI WA OHIO HERO AND STARTED SPINNING AROUND LIKE A PARAPLEGIC NINJAGO CHARACTER BRUH IF YOU DON’T GET YO JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN LOOKING A$$ BRUH YOU AND YO BROTHER KADE A TRANSMUTATION CIRCLE IN YO BEDROOM TO BRING BACK YO HAIRLINE FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE YO HALF IRON ALCHEMIST LOOKING A$$ STOP PLAYING BRUH YOU WAS GETTING BULLIED AT SCHOOL SO YOU GLUED A PEBBLE TO EACH ONE OF YO FINGERS AND STARTED SNAPPING BRO THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DELETE HALF OF THE CLASS GOODY LOOKIN A$$ BRUH YOU CALLED YOURSELF ALABAMA JONES AND STARTED WHIPPIN PIDGEONS ON THE SIDEWALK WITH A JUMPROPE “WHAAAATTTS WHAATTTTS WAAHHHHASTYTS WAAHAAAAHHHTTD” YOU ANIMAL ABUSING HAVING A$$ BRUH YOU GOT 13 SORCERER OPPOSEUMS WITH WIZARDS HATS RIGHT NOW IN YO BASEMENT HUDDLE AROUND A FURNACE DOING A DARK ARTS RESURRECTION RITUAL ON A DEAD COCKROACH “HUHHHAHAHAHAHAAA” AND YOU TIRED TURNING ON YO PHONE BY STICKING A FIREFLY IN THE HDMI PORT AND JUST SHAKING IT REALL FAST BRUH SHUT UP YOU THOUGHT ICE SPICE WAS A NEW DORITOS FLAVOR “HADAAA” YOU KILLED A ROACH IN YO BEDROOM WITH A BANJO AND THOUGHT YOU WERE PLAYING GULTAR HERO “DING DING DING DING DING DING” 

YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN LIZARD THAT CANT GET LAID!

your so dumb you thought the earth was flat you dont know basic math you think 2+2 is 6 you cant even spell you cant even read you think mars is real you have no life you are a disgrace to this school you have no friends you have no parents you have no life and you cant even do basic math you are a waste of oxygen you have no soul you have no life you have no parents you have no friends and you are a failure at life you are a failure at everything you are a failure in general you are a disgrace to the human race you are a failure you have no friends and you have no life you have no parents and you are a disgrace to the human race you are a failure and a disgrace to this school and this school is better off without you in it you are a failure you are a disgrace you have no life you have no friends and you have no parents you have no life and you are a failure you have no life you have no parents you have no friends and you have no life and you are a failure you have no life you are a failure you have no life and you are a failure you have no life you have no parents and you have no friends you are a failure and a disgrace to this school you have no

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