Bald mozzarella

I ate it, is in my belly.

I SPENT YEARS GROWING THAT HAIR OUT.

And I ate it

oh...wait that's...actually kinda sweet? but still, my hair 😭

*gives it to you*

*grabs it and starts trying to glue it back on*

*your still bald*

I ate it, is in my belly.

*spits them out* 😀

OH THANK GOD YOU SPAT IT OUT

MY HAIR NOOOOOOOO

Ok

I NEED MY HAIR I FEEL NAKED

you are a monster, you ate my beautiful hair

🍝

stop eating my hair, it's all I have left!

I'm 2 😀👍

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY HAIR??

nah I ate your hair 🫣

MY HAIR NOOOOOOOO

what I didn't do anything

YOU ATE IT