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dude this is my old account from 2024

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tricks the person at the bar into thinking I'm in to them, they are extremely into me. locks us both in a room and reveals I'm here to kill them, they panic and pay me not to. tells them there not my type, they still try to get with me. tells them I'm lesbian, they ask if I have a girlfriend, I say no, they ask, "sO iS tHeRe sTilL a cHanCe?" -.-