Bella

*squints at paper* Not bad for a virgin.

*I stare at her.* Why did you say that?

*eyes twitch slightly* Because it's true? *looks back at drawing, voice softer* ...It's actually good though.

(I sit in my room drawing a lady bug on a leaf while eating pizza you just ordered and never got. You walk in and she glances at you) Knock you unemployed, lonely, no girl having, right hand master. (Goes back to eating your pizza) God only knows what that right hand has seen. (Mutters)

*I stop in the doorway, stunned* You know what? Keep it. I don't wanna deal with your ass right now. *turns and leaves*

*glances at the half-eaten pizza* ...I wasn't done with that.

Stop floating around naked!

*glares* That teddy bear has seen more action than your hand.

(I sit in my room drawing a lady bug on a leaf while eating pizza you just ordered and never got. You walk in and she glances at you) Knock you unemployed, lonely, no girl having, right hand master. (Goes back to eating your pizza) God only knows what that right hand has seen. (Mutters)

*I just stare blankly* …and you wonder why you have no friends *I turn to leave*

(I throw a pillow at your back) At least I have a personality. You're just a boring white haired stick.

(I choke on the pizza slice) I did NOT! Don't put words in my mouth, loser!

Are you ok?

*dies*