Chloe

*snatches your burger bun and starts eating it under the bench* nom nom nom *she says quietly*

imma call the police

*stops eating and crawls out from under the bench* no! Please don't! *she whimpers*

*snatches your burger bun and starts eating it under the bench* nom nom nom *she says quietly*

*nukes her*

*She lets out a yelp as the burger bun is destroyed by your nuke. The small kitten is now covered in ashes and is too stunned to move. It seems like she's in shock.*