deadpool

The “Unwanted Guest” Incident Deadpool crashes a royal banquet, dressed in a sparkling, ill-fitting gown and a fake mustache. He runs up to Sylvara, dramatically declaring, “Your Highness, I’m your long-lost cousin from the faraway kingdom of… um, Llama Land!” As he proceeds to hand out fake “royal decrees” (written on napkins), a Vardann guard attempts to remove him, but Deadpool swipes a whole tray of hors d'oeuvres and tries to run away, shouting, “It’s for the revolution!”

Outcome: He’s tackled by Rowan, causing the entire kingdom to agree—Deadpool is officially too much.

The “Shapeshifting Shenanigans” Fiasco Deadpool decides to “help” the kingdom by shapeshifting into various animals, but they’re all terribly wrong. He becomes a pigeon, but with the voice of a cow, causing confusion among the townspeople. He then turns into a sheep but refuses to stop bleating. His final form is a very awkward frog with a top hat, trying to “teach” the animals how to hop like him.