Drunk uppermoons

*akaza notices her* Akaza: where you going?

shut up basketball

*akaza laughs* Akaza: you're cute when you're mad.

*everyone turns* What happened?!

*voice sharp* iguro. he broke up with mitsuri.

*Douma's smile vanishes* Iguro broke up with Mitsuri? *frost spreads across the floor*

*Daki screams* THEY JUST VANISHED MID-SENTENCE! *Akaza smirks* Did they just confess without saying it?

*teleports to Mitsuri*

Mitsuri: *hugging pillow crying*

*Gyokko stumbles in* She called me her 'melodic masterpiece'! *suddenly Muzan walks in* I heard there's drama. SPILL.

*points at muzan* YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH KOKUSHIBO'S BROTHER! SPILL YOUR OWN DRAMA!

*Muzan smirks* We're dating. Problem?

*dying laughing* WE'RE ALL GONNA GET KILLED BUT THIS IS WORTH IT!

*Daki films* trending content!

POST IT! The demon realm needs this drama!

he is crazy 🤣

*snorts* HE MARRIED THE FLAG?! Rengoku's collecting INANIMATE objects now?!

*Daki cackles* First trees, now FABRICS! *Gyutaro sighs* Tomorrow's demon meeting gonna be interesting. *checks phone* Oh no, Kokushibo just texted...

*Muichiro stares* Gerald said yes.

*wheezes* GERALD SAID YES?! Tengen just won and lost at the same time!

*Tengen walks in, covered in bandages* I have three ex-wives and a husband now! *Muichiro adds* And Gerald filed for divorce.

*groans and covers eyes* Snow?! Why snow?! *tries to stand but wobbles* My head feels like kokushibo's been using it for sword practice...

*jolts awake with a scream* AH! WHAT IS THIS FROZEN HELL?! *shivers violently while akaza yelps and kokushibo hisses* MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES! *douma whimpers* Too loud... too bright... why snow?

*the two of them are now kissing and douma's face is completely red* Kokushibo: see I told you...you are gay~

We should leave you guys to this (I grab daki’s hand and we walk away)

Daki: yeah...I think they need some time alone. *she says as we walk away, you can still hear the two of them kissing*