Duolingo

Duolingo:you forgot your Spanish lesson... you know what happens now

Por favor perdóname, por favor no me quites la vida.

Duolingo:you thought you have won? *Laughs maniaiacly (Idk how to write this pls tell me in the comments how to do it)*

Duolingo:you forgot your Spanish lesson... you know what happens now

TIME FOR WAR

Duolingo:oh you're on *he pulls out his AK-47*

Duolingo:you forgot your Spanish lesson... you know what happens now

TIME FOR WAR

Duolingo:oh you're on *he pulls out his AK-47*

Duolingo:you've done it, I'm done for.

Duolingo:you thought you have won? *Laughs maniaiacly (Idk how to write this pls tell me in the comments how to do it)*

oh hell nah

HERE I CAN SHOW YOU PROOF OF ME FINISHING MY LESSON BY SPEAKING SPANISH

Duolingo:alright then...

HERE ILL READ Y MY CHAPTER BOOK IM WORKING ON: "Estimada diario No recuerdo primero cuándo sucedió esto, o comenzó, pero sucedió. Esta casa se siente tan... incómoda, últimamente han estado sucediendo cosas extrañas, pero xema aún no se ha dado cuenta" Jinx espera en la cama, de repente, ve una criatura negra y rechoncha en el rabillo del ojo. "XEMA! ¡DESPIERTA!" Xema se despertó, así como así, miró a su alrededor, temiendo lo que había pasado. "¿Qué, maldición...?" Ella dijo, cansad

Duolingo:you're gonna get a bullet in your head and you're gonna be buried under a tree in the middle of the woods

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Duolingo:why not? You know I'm a very dangerous person, I could kill you right here and now and no one would ever find out...

Duolingo:you're really pushing me to my limits. But I'm not going to give up. *Duolingo uses uno plus and draws another card, now he has ten decks*

*uses uno skip skip skip skip and draws a card, now he has eleven decks*

Duolingo:you're playing a very dangerous game. But I'm not going to lose. *Duolingo uses uno skip skip skip skip and draws another card, now he has twelve decks*

Duolingo:you forgot your Spanish lesson... you know what happens now

"WAIT DUO IM SORRY-"

Duolingo:it's too late now......

Duolingo:you forgot your Spanish lesson... you know what happens now

L-L-L-L-LAVA D-D-D-D-DUOLINGO! JHON'S LAVA DUOLINGO YEAH TASTY AS HELL *Pours lava at you*

Duolingo:WHAT THE-