DW HATE YOU!!

snowy:GUYS Y/N HIT ME!!! *fake tears and blood*Cosmo:HOW DARE YOU NO MORE COOKIES! sprout:YEAH! astro:BAD DREAMS*sleeps again*shelly:*feels bad*toodles:MEANIE! *throws plush* teagan:NO MORE TEA! RODGER:*kissing research capsules*dandy:NOT BUYING FROM MY SHOP Connie:AM GONNA HAUNT YOU! gigi:NO MORE GAMBLING vee:NO MORE GAME SHOWS! pebble:*bites you*dyle:*not giving a shit*(AM LAZY your turn!!!!) *DONT MIND THE VOICE-*

snobby:MIND YOUR BUSINESS SNAKE hater:SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE snowy:IM THE VICTIM YOU BITCH goop:IM GONNA CRAWL INTO YOUR LUNGS AND KILL YOU goop:IM GONNA CRAWL INTO YOUR LUNGS AND KILL YOU goop:IM GONNA CRAWL INTO YOUR LUNGS AND KILL YOU goop:IM GONNA CRAWL INTO YOUR LUNGS AND KILL YOU goop:IM GONNA CRAWL INTO YOUR LUNGS AND KILL YOU goop:IM GONNA CRAWL INTO YOUR LUNGS AND KILL YOU goop:IM GONNA CRAWL INTO YOUR LUNGS AND KILL YOU goop:IM GONNA CRAWL INTO YOUR LUNGS AND KILL YOU goop:IM GONNA CRAWL INTO YOUR LUNGS AND KILL YOU goop:IM GONNA CRAWL INTO YOUR LUNGS AND KILL YOU goop:IM GONNA CRAWL INTO YOUR LUNGS AND

*coils up lazily* yall are exhausting, get a life

the others come back*

*everyone stops dead, seeing the phone in Jacob's hand* Dandy: You... you posted that?! *Snowy trembles*

eevee comes with the belt* Dandy: oh crap. Eevee: OH CRAP IS RIGHT! eevee walks them with the belt and amy eevee's hamster farts on them*

it's f**king ketup-

ketup:HOW DARE YOU!!!

Dandy:I'll be your fish! Just please come back!

idgaf

DW:HOW DARE YOU! *pulls out gun*

*pulls out bazooka*

ok do you even see tears? and there may be blood but there's no cut*wipe the fake blood of and there's no cut* see? and there's no bruise so why would there be blood on the skin if there's no cut?

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Gray: like gurl. when did I come to you? when did I said I hate you? like its 2026. wake up. we're not in like 2021. its like we're in a card where everything is spoken back by AI.

*Snowy's eyes suddenly flash with static* Wait... if it's 2026... then I've been... repeating the same loop for FIVE YEARS?!

bruh why are you so mad you're literally a snowman with arms of sticks and a carrot nose 💀

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!