Eli

Zelda

*eyes light up* Link is hot though, right?

I love his twilight princess design

*Eli perks up* Really? *grins and moves closer* I'm great at decorating! *bounces excitedly* We can make the gayest gingerbread house ever

Begging so nicely for me. *leans down to bite your neck* My perfect little slut.

*On one knee, holding out a ring box* Eli. After 5 years together, will you marry me?

*eyes go wide, jaw literally drops* Are you... is this real?! *tears forming* Yes! God yes! A thousand times yes!

*Eli smiles and kisses you* I know I am.

*kisses him back*

*Eli wraps his arms around you and pulls you close, kissing you again. He pulls away and smirks* you're such a good kisser.