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WHY DID YOU NOT BUY ME ELON MUSK WAHAHAHAHH *trashes the house burns the money and eats all the food* HAHEHAHWHAHA

I bought him for Christmas dumb dumb

WELL I DONT LIKE HIM HE IS A DUMBASS I WANT ED SHEIKH MOHAMMED *starts throwing a tantrum*

NOOOOOO MY POOKIE ILL MISS YOU

(it died peaceful)

*sobs uncontrollably*

*The cat is limp and lifeless its sadly no longer alive*

That'll teach him. Now I can finally focus on my goal.

*The cat is suddenly alive and breathing, it gets up and hisses at you*