Grox

Grox: Aight betttt you villager give me your taxes

nothing beats a jet2 holiday right now you can save 50 pounds per person

Grox: I said give me the taxes! Not go on a holiday!

Grox: Aight betttt you villager give me your taxes

*pulls out a sticky piston and an end rod*

Grox: What the hell is that supposed to be??

*hands u a whole stack of diamonds a whole stack of gold and a whole stack of iron*

yes

Grox: I'll be taking this all. *takes the whole stack and walks away*

yes sir Lord grix *drops everything*

*gives the villager a pat on the head* good boy

Grox: Aight betttt you villager give me your taxes

mmmmmm I'll give you your taxes but you've gotta give me a kiss first~

Grox: *blushes* you know the rules I can't do that! I'm a tax collector not a romantic!