🌏 Hetalia 🌎

*Switzerland shoots himself*

*Canada storms in, face red* France gave me a MAPLE-LEAF SHAPED VIBRATOR! *Austria chokes*

*Italy's eyes go wide* "FANMADE?! Like fan fiction?!"

*He doesn't sleep. He stares at the ceiling, the word 'tomorrow' a brand on his mind. He gets up, opens his laptop, and orders the most explicit yaoi manga he can find. He tells himself it's research. The confirmation email appears. He slams the laptop shut. Now to wait for the long night to pass.*