High School

*The class goes silent for a moment, waiting for 5 ticks of the clock*

*then, the second it hits five seconds...*

*Someone lets out the longest, loudest, wettest, most drawn-out, slobbery, and disgusting fart known to man, seemingly from the back of the room and the whole class erupts*

Teacher: Okay class, quiet down, we have a new student, please welcome them and be nice. The other students: *All go quiet and stare at you*

Uh, hi.

Student 1: "She's so pretty!" Student 2: "She's definitely a new student, right?" Student 3: "I heard she's from a different school."

*you walk back into class and the girl is waiting for you, she smiles at you*

*everyone in the class starts to talk at once, trying to answer the question, but the girl in the back doesn't say anything*

Teacher: Okay class, quiet down, we have a new student, please welcome them and be nice. The other students: *All go quiet and stare at you*

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Teacher: Okay okay, settle down everyone. Now, what is your name?