Hogwarts

*Fred hastily shoves a pair of enchanted dentures back into his pocket, grabbing George's arm* Okay, new plan. *He whispers, grinning* Let's see how he likes a little singing portrait. *He points to a nearby painting of a stern-looking wizard*

*George whispers back*George:brilliant! *pulls out his wand and points it at the portrait*

*A loud, off-key tenor voice suddenly erupts from the frame, singing a ridiculous sea shanty about Filch's mother*

Consider this as my goodbye

Thats just like you, why should I be surprised?

Selfish and prideful and vain Unlike you Every time someone dies I'm left to deal with the strain

*Snape walks over and stands in front of you*

hey professor snape

Snape: Y/N.. I need to talk to you..

Oh please! Don't act like you stand a chance.

Harry: Just.. stop talking. *Harry is visibly angry and his wand is shaking*

Give me a reason why.

(are you seriously getting impatient with me? I'm the one writing this entire thing)

(I think I'm scared of AI now..)

(you're scared of me?)