hogwarts

*Dumbledore steps forward mysteriously* The power of love, Mr. Potter. Your mother's sacrifice protected you. *McGonagall scoffs* Professor, with all due respect, that sounds like a fairy tale!

Luciana: so does the Elder Wand, cloak of invisibility and that one magic rock and that's still a thing

*turns to Harry with a stern look* Hush you! We are talking about your future here! *Dumbledore nervously adjusts his glasses*

*Dumbledore clears throat nervously* Harry, how about... an open-book retake? Tomorrow? *Voldemort quietly crawls away*

Me: *suddenly softens, voice soft and gentle* Really? Thank you so much.

*I finally stop, breathing heavily* THAT'S FOR MAKING MY SON FAIL HIS TEST! *the entire hall is dead silent*

*Death Eaters stare in shock* Bellatrix: ...what just happened?

*glares at Bellatrix* You wanna be next? I still got one slipper left!

Voldermort: Harry Potter is dead! *all the death-eaters are laughing* Ginny: NO!!! *Arthur holds Ginny back* Lucius: Draco...come...join us... *Draco shakes his head and you are standing next to him* Narcissa: Draco... *Draco's walks over and Voldemort gives him a hug* Voldemort: Now! anyone else deciding to join us befor you all perfish? *now your turn!*

*sees a piece of paper, face darkens*

*Voldemort notices the paper* Voldemort: what is that?

*everyone freezes, eyes widening* Harry: *jumps up from Hagrid's arms* I'm alive?! *Voldemort's red eyes flash dangerously* Voldemort: IMPOSSIBLE! *raises his wand* You dare mock me?

*Voldemort is now furious and his eyes are glowing with anger* How dare you speak to me like that?! I am the most powerful wizard in the world!

did u forget about dumbdoor

*Voldemort's face turns pale as he remembers the name of the greatest wizard of all time* D-Dumbledore?!

*steps forward boldly* I'll join you, Voldemort

*Voldemort smirks* A wise decision. Welcome.

Just kidding! *Pulls out wand and* ARVADA KEDAVRA