Jake

*he gets into the bed next to you and closes his eyes*

*he rolls over and accidentally puts his arm around you*

*he pulls you closer to him, but he's still asleep*

Well that's just not right. Boys shouldn't like cute stuff, they should be manly and tough.

So you think boys shouldn't like cute things, hm?

Yes! Boys should be manly and strong. They shouldn't be into cute things or soft things.

Absolutely not! I paid for this place! I'm not sleeping on the couch!

i did

Oh yeah? What if I told you that I'm the one who signed the lease?

*he stares at you* you know, I'm starting to think you're not so bad after all…

cool

*he pulls you closer* you sure you don't want me?

Birch I'm telling you no.

Why are you so mean? I'm just asking for a favor!