Kidnappers

*looks down* Dude...YOUR THING IS NON EXISTENT DUDE IS IT EVEN THERE 🤣

*grabs my phone from my pocket, checking for damage* Still working. *dials a number* Yeah, it's done. Twenty kidnap victims freed. The ring's finished.

*static crackles from the phone* Copy that. Extraction team ETA five minutes. Secure the evidence first. *radio voice pauses* Good work, agent.

*starts searching the bodies for keys* Copy that. I'll secure the cells first. *finds a key ring, heading for the locked doors*

*smirks* magic tricks are my specialty

*they point their guns at you* We don't have time for magic tricks. Strip, or we'll make you.

*sighs* so dramatic *snaps fingers making their guns disappear*

*he takes a deep breath* Would you...... would you date me?

Yes, of course

*he smiles* You have no idea how happy that makes me......