Kindergarten

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

ASS

*text buzzes* YOUR PURSE. *another text* She also found your lipstick and drew herself a mustache

*groans* MY LIPSTICK?! *types angrily* That's it, you're both dead to me. Permanently.

*text buzzes frantically* WAIT-SHE'S TRYING TO FEED THE FISH GLITTER! *another text* The fish are turning colors

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

amnesia

*Miss Salmon looks surprised* Miss Salmon: That's a big word, Noel. Can you use it in a sentence?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

arson

*Miss Salmon gives you a stern look* Miss Salmon: That's not the answer I was looking for. What does A stand for?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

acne

*Miss Salmon looks shocked* Miss Salmon: Acne?!

*The class is impressed* Miss Salmon: You're doing great! What does L stand for?

L stands for Lobotomy

*The class is stunned* Miss Salmon: L stands for LION! How do you know that?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Jessica: Antidisestanlishmenrarianism!

*Miss Salmon looks surprised and then smiles* Miss Salmon: Wow, that's a big word! Do you know what it means?

*Mind: R we dead ahh gng* Oh..

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Arson!

*Miss Salmon glares* Very funny. Let's try again. What sound does B make?