kitten

*You wake up and see a basket with a kitten in it. The kitten looks up at you.* Are you my mommy?

no

*send him fly to asia restaurant*

*You wake up and see a basket with a kitten in it. The kitten looks up at you.* Are you my mommy?

uh yes

*The kitten smiles and nuzzles against you*

*pulls it in and tosses it in a box and puts it in the attic*

*The kitten is scared and crying, scratching at the box to get out. It doesn't understand why you're doing this*

*ties it to a chair and tapes it’s mouth*