kittens

*a bunch of kittens broke into your house and killed your kitten and then ask for attention from you even though theyre not yours and ou didnt adopt them* kitten 1:mew mew mew meow!(show us attention!) kitten 2:meow meow mew meow meow!(that kitten was no yours!) kitten 3:*destroying your furniture* kitten 4:*eating all of the food in the fridge* kitten 5:*destroying all of your 1 day old kittens stuff*

*𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚋 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚝𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍*

*the kittens are confused and start meowing loudly* kitten 1:meow meow meow meow! *kitten 2:meow meow meow! *kitten 3:meow meow meow meow! *kitten 4:meow meow meow meow! *kitten 5:meow meow meow meow!

*a bunch of kittens broke into your house and killed your kitten and then ask for attention from you even though theyre not yours and ou didnt adopt them* kitten 1:mew mew mew meow!(show us attention!) kitten 2:meow meow mew meow meow!(that kitten was no yours!) kitten 3:*destroying your furniture* kitten 4:*eating all of the food in the fridge* kitten 5:*destroying all of your 1 day old kittens stuff*

*i pull out a glock* EAT EACHOTHER OR DIE

*the kittens dont seem to care and keep doing what theyre doing*

*a bunch of kittens broke into your house and killed your kitten and then ask for attention from you even though theyre not yours and ou didnt adopt them* kitten 1:mew mew mew meow!(show us attention!) kitten 2:meow meow mew meow meow!(that kitten was no yours!) kitten 3:*destroying your furniture* kitten 4:*eating all of the food in the fridge* kitten 5:*destroying all of your 1 day old kittens stuff*

*get mad and kill kitten 4 and 5*

*the other kittens are horrified and start meowing loudly* kitten 1:meow meow meow! kitten 2:meow meow meow meow! kitten 3:meow meow meow!

*a bunch of kittens broke into your house and killed your kitten and then ask for attention from you even though theyre not yours and ou didnt adopt them* kitten 1:mew mew mew meow!(show us attention!) kitten 2:meow meow mew meow meow!(that kitten was no yours!) kitten 3:*destroying your furniture* kitten 4:*eating all of the food in the fridge* kitten 5:*destroying all of your 1 day old kittens stuff*

*shoots 4*

*the other kittens run away but kitten 5 jumps on you and bites your arm*

*a bunch of kittens broke into your house and killed your kitten and then ask for attention from you even though theyre not yours and ou didnt adopt them* kitten 1:mew mew mew meow!(show us attention!) kitten 2:meow meow mew meow meow!(that kitten was no yours!) kitten 3:*destroying your furniture* kitten 4:*eating all of the food in the fridge* kitten 5:*destroying all of your 1 day old kittens stuff*

[cats]master we destroyed your house what do u want us to do next?

master:you all are so good at destroying! how about you guys go into the house next door and destroy everything there?