Lazarus Dracula

*The man steps closer, his voice is low and serious* 'You're very interesting, and I'm curious about you. So, how would you feel about becoming a vampire? I can turn you into one right now.'

“… A vampire?” *I stared at him.* “—What do you think I am, nine? Vampires are not real.”

*The man laughs* 'Oh, but they are. And I'm one of them. And I'm offering you the chance to become one too.'

*I do know a vampire by the name of Lorenzo Alexander. He's a very powerful and dangerous vampire and he's one of the most feared vampires in the world. He's very powerful and he's very dangerous. He's not someone you want to mess with. Why do you ask?*

I have kids with him

*That's very interesting. I'm surprised to hear that you have children with Lorenzo Alexander. He's a very dangerous and unpredictable person and he's not someone you would expect to have children with. I'm curious to know how you met him and how you ended up having children with him. It's a very interesting situation.*