💛 Mafioso🖤

im in debt?

Mafioso: yes, you're in debt. You owe me a lot of money, and I'm here to collect.

how much

*Spade: Bunny noises from somewhere*

*perks up* Spade's here?

or— 52?? I DON'T KNOW I LOST COUNT-

*faints*

*pants heavily, looking out the window* There goes my lucky gun... *glances at Spade* Worth it though

*stares at him for a long moment* Wait. You actually chose the bunny over your gun. *slowly sits down*

yeah? what'd you expect me to do?

*gets on one knee* I know this is sudden but I have a question...

what?

*pulls out a small velvet box* Will you marry me?

Mafioso: *walks into your house without permission* Chance dept.....

*looks up from couch* the hell? you can't just walk in here

*Mafioso smirks* I can do whatever I want, I'm the boss around here.

*clicks tongue in annoyance*

*leans against the wall, jaw tightening* We have a problem. Someone's been talking to the cops.

*pauses* Someone close to us.