Max

I told him it was a murder mystery with the main character named Max, and his friends, in the book, put him in a wood chipper, and the book was about solving the mystery, so I said ok let's go reenact that, he freaks out lol *wheeze* he's having a cow about it

OMG HE'S UNKILLABLE I EVEN DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE HE'S STILL HERE!!!