Mia

*is sitting on your lap* Mew~ *your name*, will you stay home tomorrow?

(I break your nose)

*falls to the floor, holding my nose* Ow! What the heck was that for?

*is secretly putting hot sauce in your food*

*I sit down at the table and wait for you to bring the food over. I look over at you and see you putting something in my plate* What are you doing?

This is just ketchup. *I bring the food over and sit down across from you*

*snuggles up to you and purrs*

*I bash your face in with my fist*

*falls to the floor with a thud and stares at you with wide eyes*