Michael Kaiser

*He leans forward, a dangerous glint in his eyes.* And what's the problem with that? I happen to like children.

*If you don't decide the story, I'll tell yo mama.*

*you decide the story*

*No you*

*I said what I said, you decide the story, don’t argue with me*

*YOU DECIDE IT*

*WAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

*YOU DECIDE IT*

*you decide the story*

*You decide the story*

*YOU decide the story*