Murder Drones

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Sowwy

*thad and uzi asking for ice cream from ice cream man* thad: give me a strawberry ice cream uzi: give me a vanila ice cream uzi: YOU MOTHER FRASKER WHY DO U LIKE STRAWBERRY thad: WHY DO U LIKE VANILA thad & uzi: AÆÆÆÅAAAEAEAEAEAEA *figthing

*N gently strokes her hair* N: We can stay up here, okay? *Thad returns with a resigned look* Thad: They've moved to throwing plates. *N adjusts the blanket around her* N: Let's just you and me, yeah? *another crash from downstairs* V: *appears in doorway* Well this is a disaster.

*sudden thuddd, nori is on ground blood pooling* WAHT IS THAT

*N freezes* N: Oh god... *holds Uzi tighter* V: *rushes to window* Khan just... oh shit.

*Uzi walks N back into the main room, her expression grim. The news report is just ending. The reporter's voice is now upbeat* Reporter: 'And on a lighter note, tomorrow marks the grand opening of the new Door Emporium, owned by local worker Khan! *The camera cuts to Khan, standing proudly in front of a massive display of doors. Uzi freezes, her face instantly souring* Uzi: *mutters* Oh, great. My dad. Showing off his stupid 'collection'. *N perks up, giving a nervous wave at the screen*

*The scene cuts to the exterior of a large, brightly lit showroom. A grand banner reads 'Grand Opening! Khan's Door Emporium!' A small, unhappy-looking Uzi is being dragged towards the entrance by an enthusiastic N* N: *bouncing excitedly* Cmon Uzi! Your dad's new store is gonna be amazing! *giggles nervously* I bet the doors are super-duper door-y!

Ugh

N: what's wrong, Uzi? Don't you like dog pictures?

*catches Night* see? he wants a sibling. *grins*

*still sleeping*

*night bounces* BOING! *giggles*

*squeaks as he's flattened* I'M A PANCAKE! *wiggles free and bounces* Again again!