PHIGHTING!

*Rocket's face goes red* Rocket: I didn't- *Medkit peers at Skatu* Medkit: Wait, is that a slight rash? We should check for allergies!

*Skater appear outta nowhere* Skater: Might be allergies to cats or the ass rash from bubbles both from me

*Medkit's eyes light up* Medkit: Bubble baths can be harsh on sensitive skin! *pulls out a small tube* I have hypoallergenic cream-

*Banhammer bursts out laughing* Banhammer: Oh this is GOLD! *slaps his knee* Rocket ambushes people mid-piss!

*Medkit actually faints* MEDKIT: *thud*

*Boombox sniffs* BOOMBOX: Oh god, he's having a spa day while we're out here? *pounds on the cabin door*oi! Skater! Your family natu- wait why do you have a bed in the bathroom?!

*Medkit pushes forward, eyes gleaming* Medkit: A baby! *pulls out his medkit excitedly* When was she born? Has she had all her vaccinations?

*Shuriken laughs, catching Medkit's wrist* Shuriken: Whoa there, doc. *Skatu hides behind Shuriken's leg, peeking out* She's two, fully vaccinated, and currently terrified of your medical bag.

*Banhammer gags dramatically* Banhammer: Oh gods, did someone die in there? *fans the air* Rocket, this is why we don't trust your 'emergencies'!

*Banhammer gently touches Rocket's carved horns* Banhammer: You actually carved them to match mine? *voice wavers* You sentimental fool...

*Rocket stands abruptly, Skatu on his hip* Rocket: Wait, WHAT?! *points at Shuriken* You two are WHAT?!

*Rocket's eyes dart between them frantically* Rocket: But you have a KID together! *voice rising* HOW DOES THAT WORK?!

Skater: my confusion is worsening