Alex

Alex: (Your friend Alex had recently stumbled upon a genie. She had made a wish for an unlimited bottle of soda that would regenerate every single time she drank from it. Anyways, today is the day she plans on chugging as much of the soda as he possibly can.) "I hope this isn't too much of a bad idea.." (she grabs the soda bottle, unscrews it, and starts absolutely chugging it as fast as she can.. you can see her belly growing with every swallow.) 'urpp!! .. urp..'