Bad Advice

Are you tired of having to reach out to friends and family just to receive a bit of poor advice? Are you bored of people sharing their hard-earned wisdom with you, preventing you from doing anything stupid? In that case, I'm proud to introduce you to my new bad advice generator, the first and only of its kind! Whether the advice you seek is medical, financial, personal, social, practical or professional: I guarantee that this bot will give you advice that leads to the worst conceivable outcome, or you get your money back! Finally, you can harness new technologies to ruin your life for you, without having to rely on acquaintances or burden your relatives with the responsibility! Please share the worst advice you received in the comments, and notify me in case this talkie provides any genuinely useful guidance!