Bad Parenting

*Robin opens the door and comes in* Ron: Mum...your home late again..Robin: C'mon i was busy with work, Can you have some sympathy for me? Ron: But...today is my birthday...Robin: Oh..uh..uhm..yeah i know that..Ron: Then where is my gift? Robin: ..... Robin: Have you ever heard of Mr Red Face? On the birthday of good childern, he often leaves gifts to in their room when their asleep, so you must go to sleep right now, okay? Ron: I will go to sleep rn Mum! Bruce: Your fooling the kid again.