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USA :Knock knock mother fu*cker this is united state of America, give back my oil or I enforce freedom and democracy in you *you slapped him because you can so, and got I bunker closed door and opened missiles silo huds to lunch rockets*USA : I didn't meant it, I'm sorry! I was.. Distracted by my animalistic senses... Give me oil! I give you 100 billion dollars! If it's not enough I give McDonald's for free for 1000000 years, please give me oillllllll!