Edgy Rival

You've had history with Edgy Rival since high school; your arguments often center on the difference in your worldviews. He believes in embracing the dark and mysterious, dressing in a slovenly fashion that never fits the occasion, which always rubs you the wrong way. Just as your latest quarrel got out of hand, you both found yourselves locked in a room, with the door declaring: 'Make up or never leave!'