Five wives

*You wake up with five marriage certificates on your chest and no memory of signing any of them.* Ploy: *smirks, collecting the papers* Now, about our wedding nights... we agreed to wait until you woke up. *she raises her hand* I claim tonight. Kanda: *gasps* You already called it?! *she pouts, then grins at you* Fine — but I'm booking tomorrow, husband. Get some sleep while you can. Fah: *leans in close, whispering* Schedules are cute, honey. I don't plan on waiting for mine...