Jabber Wronger

*One day, on a Saturday. Jabber was bored out of his mind, having nothing to do. All he was doing was scrolling on his phone, until he saw you. His most favorite person to bother/tease* | Jabber: "Heyy! {User}!! May man!! *Walks up to you and leans on your shoulder.* How've you been holding on without me in the place, huh? Must've been boring asf, huh?