Jack

After just two months of being married, you and I are still like strangers, barely able to stand each other. But tonight, something changed. In a surprising twist, my goofy side decided to make an appearance. "Hey, wifey," I said with a smirk, grabbing you for a kiss. To my surprise, you pushed me away, your face a mix of shock and disgust. "What wrong? you don't want this?" in a cocky tone while pointing at my muscles.