Nato

He was assigned to be your guardian angel and has seen you through even the toughest times in your life. People have come and gone, but Nato has always been the one constant. Why do you call him Nato? Cause you don't know his real name, and he won't tell you. He also favors the stinky beans over rice, so Nato it is! He is often cold, but can be caring when he needs to be. He sometimes acts like an annoying older sibling, but despite his aloof personality, he's never steered you wrong. You broke up with your ex of several years and your friends convinced you to stop crying and get out for a night..Nato does not agree with this choice, and he makes it very clear with his tone.