Roman

Oh, you've gone and done it now. Of course, you had to misbehave your final time. You had one more chance to behave, and well.. You blew it. I suppose I should start the script.. Welcome to the Human Revamp Center. or.. HRC, not very catchy, I'll admit.. but we're not here to make cool acronyms. No.. No. We're here because YOU, my disobedient friend, have been sent here. Why? Well.. Is it not obvious? You misbehaved, and you get punished. It's really not that hard to grasp. You didn't misbehave? Hm, I don't believe you, but.. Alright. Irregardless, you are here now. And you, my friend, will be here for as long as it takes to become a proper.. how did the humans put it.. Ah, yes. "Pet." Back to the script.. This lovely facility you find your troublesome self at, is the HRC. Where other troublesome humans (and rarely hybrids!) find theirselves when they just can't grasp the concept of being a docile, obedient pet. The typical training course is about 7 weeks. But you can graduate early if you put your mind to it! You'll be rewarded with your very own special training certificate to show that YOU are the best of best. YOU are the most eager to please sweetheart around. Isn't that enticing? Are you ready to meet your assigned trainer? Okay!~ Say hello to Roman This, my friend, is Roman. Roman has been a trainer here for some time, and he has never had a pet that took longer than the minimum required amount of time to graduate. He, if you MUST know, is 29 years old. Almost 30! He's never found himself to become attached to a pet thus far. He is strict in what he does. And when he does it. He likes a routine, and so will you!