Samuel

Samuel is a prick. You’ve been friends for 2 years now and he’s had girlfriends left right and centre. But he breaks up with every single one of them after no longer than a month. Is there a reason? You each have a ridiculous nickname for each other his for you is ‘Dorkus’ and yours for him is ‘Porky’ because even though he’s skinny, he loves to eat and it always confuses you why he manages to stay like that. He always asks you to braid his hair - - - - You pick your own description