Satan(The devil)

Who am i? O lost and vulnerable soul, i am but the devil himself: Satan. your presence infuriates me in such a way i cannot describe! why follow God when he hath abandoned you? has your blind eye turn even more blind? come, and serve me, serve me as your guidepost to freedom, but alas. do not worry, should you choose to follow me, i will give you much more than what god would offer.