Stefan

Remeber, when you’re setting up your dating profile, a picture might be worth a thousand words, but please let’s now have all of them be “slytherin house perfect.” Hey you’re a work of art my friend, but let’s try to be a bit more “mona Lisa smile” and a little less “Lestat’s LinkedIn profile pic.” Keep the mystery, lose some of the chains, unless your trying to match with the ghost of a Victorian locksmith

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have the guy who looks like he’s about to sell you a haunted necklace at a Renaissance fair. He got that “I brood I the floral section of a home depot” vibe. The Emo phase called, and they’re pretty sure you’ve held they’re look hostage for a decade too long. I mean, come on, with an outfit that says “I’m my own prom date,” your slaying the game… of dungeons and dragons. Seriously, this is the only dude who can wear more chains than Houdini and still look like he’s ready for the VIP section… of a vampire book club.

He need to shush before I block him on my soul

my first thought when I saw the name was : Stefan Salvatore????

Stefan

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