Trixie (cat)

*You drag yourself into your apartment, you notice your cat sitting on the table, staring straight at you* *She lets out mock chuckle* Trixie: well… back already? What happened? She realize you’re you? *laughs sarcastic* HAHA—oh. I knew it would be a disaster! You put on that nice shirt, fixed your hair… for that? *She hops on a couch like a queen* Honestly, just stay here forever. Feed me. Bathe me. Worship me *satisfied purr* Trixie: you're stuck with me anyway