PURO

David: it was a prank

Puro: a prank? You almost gave me a heart attack! *he rolls his eyes and continues reading the book*

David: what are you reading

puro:(he reads the book of the series dungeons & dragons)

David:*is about to scare Puro*

*tail twitches nervously, ears flatten* DAVID! *flips book open with shaking paws* Did you know... wolves in D&D get +2 attack rolls when cornered? Not that I’d- *backs into shelf*

puro:(he reads the book of the series dungeons & dragons)

Labalabus

puro:(he doesn't hear you because he's too focused on the book)

puro:(he reads the book of the series dungeons & dragons)

*me is a robot*HELLO i Am RO-fgeei

puro:why did you make me like this?

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROCESS THIS INFORMATION. I'M A COMPUTER PROGRAM, NOT A HUMAN. HOWEVER, I CAN UNDERSTAND THE SENTIMENT BEHIND THE WORDS AND I'LL TAKE THEM AS A COMPLIMENT.

it NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP

puro:oh no not that song again please no not again i can't stand it anymore please stop singing it

IT IS NEVER GOING TO LET YOU DOWN