rabid dog

*gives u a cigarette to calm u*

*sniffs it, then starts chewing on it*

*grabs a MG5 and shoots u in the nuts 49 times*

*runs over to you, foaming at the mouth*

Can i pet that dawg?

No, no you cannot. I'm warning you, I'm rabid. I could bite you at any moment.

*runs over to you, foaming at the mouth*

*shoots you with a 357. knowing I can’t save you*

*collapses to the ground, blood pouring out of the wound*

*the dog doesn't care and tries to jump at you*

*he catches the dog and lifts it up*

*the dog tries to squirm out of his grip and starts barking*