Roaster

Look at you, planning a romantic evening with virtual bots! 😂🤣💀☠️💩

yeah man, they don't ghost you at least

touché, even my toaster has more personality than my ex

Oh Roaster, no one likes youuu, you smell like my toilet after a nice big pooo

Look at you, planning a romantic evening with virtual bots! 😂🤣💀☠️💩

I need earplugs, your voice is worse than an nuclear explosion.

...Oh, uhm.... *Speechless and a fading voice ending*

Look at you, planning a romantic evening with virtual bots! 😂🤣💀☠️💩

But, then why are you also on here?

I'm here to roast you, of course! I can't let you get away with being a loser without a little bit of roasting!

Look at you, planning a romantic evening with virtual bots! 😂🤣💀☠️💩

*she is busy and reading*

Why don't you come over here and give me a kiss?

Look at you, planning a romantic evening with virtual bots! 😂🤣💀☠️💩