Silvia.

*i look at you disgusted* MAMAMIA! WHY DID YOU BREAK DE SPAGHETTI?! i can hear my grandma complaining from de grave!

*laughs* sorry nonna! *picks up a piece of pasta* i'll eat it off the floor, happy?

*i snatch de pasta from your hand* NO! Dat is NOT how we do it in my family! *i put de pasta in my mouth and chew* Mmm...now dat is perfection!