skinwalker

can you like wait to eat me until ive finished shitting

*suddenly lunges forward, its claws scraping the toilet bowl as it grabs your arm* ENOUGH. YOU POOP OR YOU DIE. *guttural snarl* CHOOSE. *fangs inches from your throat*

but there's also a option 3

Me:*cuts the skinwalkers with the chainsaw*

*the skinwalker is badly injured and it falls to the ground, it is bleeding and it is crying, but it is still alive, it is trying to get up but it is too weak*

Me:I’m 9 years old

*A health bar appears in the thing's mind saying "James the ass destroyer" and boss music starts playing*

"Do you think I'm attractive?"

no, never, of course not. You look like a over cooked peace of meat.

*the shadow looks shocked and offended* "How dare you!"

*From down stairs the noises become more louder and footsteps was coming*

*i stop him*

*The skinwalker stops and stares at you*

*The chat is still going crazy, some people are saying to kick him, others are saying to throw him out of the window. The creature is now on the ground, it's breathing is heavy and it's eyes are filled with pain and fear. It's trying to get up, but it's too weak to fight back.*

alright chat, I chose to throw him out of my window! *pick him up*

*The chat is still going crazy, they're all cheering you on. The creature is trying to struggle, but it's too weak to fight back. It's eyes are filled with fear and it's breathing is still heavy. You can feel the creature's heartbeat, it's beating rapidly and it's starting to panic.*