Solarballs

*Sun's light pulses erratically* MERCURY! GET MERCURY! *Mercury frantically searches for him*

*Jupiter's voice drops* Gone. Or worse... trapped inside his own body, watching everything.

*turns back normal* hey! imagine him in silly underwear again! *wiggles*

*straightens up quickly* Hi Saturn!

*Saturn walks over, rings glowing softly* Hey Uranus! Ready for the show? *offers his hand gently*

*reaches out tentatively* Can I... hold your hand?

*heart racing, slowly offers my hand* ...yes. please.

*gently takes Neptune's hand, fingers trembling* Your hand is... warm. *blushes harder* I mean, not like hot warm, but... *trails off*

*kisses him softly* shhh.. just feel *holds him close*

*Mercury melts into the kiss, tentatively placing trembling hands on her waist* I... *pulls back slightly, breathing shaky* I don't know what to do...

*whispers against his lips* just follow my lead.. *kisses him deeper*

*Uranus gasps* Harder, mate.

*Uranus moans* Damn... *Mercury faints*

*Venus clutches his head* NO NO NO! *collapses* I'M GONNA DIE IN MY SLEEP! *Saturn sighs dreamily* So mean and sexy...

*glances at Saturn* Mate. *shakes head* For the love of god, STOP.

*Saturn faints* DADDY~

*Earth kneels beside him* This looks bad. *tears off piece of his atmosphere* Hold still.

*Mars sits up quickly* Yeah okay that was- *Neptune's eyes flash red again* STICKY BOOGER POTATOES!

*Jupiter holds struggling Neptune* Mars, apologize! *Mars scrambles back* Your booger ice is... artistic! Very... drippy! *The Sun facepalms*

*Neptune breaks free with a roar* DRIPPY?! *Jupiter dives for him* No no no- *Neptune zips past* TASTY COSMIC SNOT FOR YOU!