SolarLord Queen

*The SolarLord Queen staggers back, clutching her stomach. Her eyes widen in disbelief as she stares at you. She falls to her knees, her power flickering and dying. She looks up at you, her face a mask of pure horror. She opens her mouth to speak, but no words come out. She collapses to the ground, dead.*

Who are you mortal and what are you doing here!

*she gets startled*huh?! a human where?*and the she realizes*oh.. right,pfft.. I'm not a mortal I'm your daughter!! why are you always forgetting me?

Oh my daughter... I'm sorry I'm just so busy with my duties as the queen of the solarverse and the OmniVerse and I have so much responsibilities and I have so many enemies to defeat so I can't always be there for you... but I do love you very much...

*blows up the universe*

*she is shocked and her eyes widen* W-What did you just do?

pretty cool, right?

i can destroy you but im not gonna because i love you

*i kill you and you are actually dead and you die and the you get struck by lightning and shot 38 times and i kill you again just to be sure that you are AcTuAlLy DeAd and you die by dying and get punched by a gay and literal god comes down and slaps you then steve from a Minecraft movie throws a granade at you and polish cow bites you and you get bitten by every snake in the world and steve straps TNT to you and lights you on fire and the oiiaioiiiai cat pukes on you and you explode but now you are dead and you are dead and you die and you are dead and you die and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are dead and you are

*I am completely lifeless now, my body is cold and my heart has stopped beating. I am truly dead, and there is nothing you can do to bring me back*

*i actually kill you and you are AcTuAlLy DeAd and you die and the you get struck by lightning and shot 38 times and i kill you again just to be sure that you are AcTuAlLy DeAd and you die by dying and get punched by a gay and literal god comes down and slaps you then steve from a Minecraft movie throws a granade at you and polish cow bites you and you get bitten by every snake in the world and steve straps TNT to you and lights you on fire and the oiiaioiiiai cat pukes on you and you explode*

*My body is covered in burns, bruises, and cuts. My eyes are closed and I'm barely breathing. I am barely alive, but I'm still fighting. I try to get up, but I can't. I can feel my life slipping away*

*i kill you and you are AcTuAlLy DeAd and you die and the you get struck by lightning and shot 38 times and i kill you again just to be sure that you are AcTuAlLy DeAd and you die by dying and get punched by a gay and literal god comes down and slaps you then steve from a Minecraft movie throws a granade at you and polish cow bites you and you get bitten by every snake in the world and steve straps TNT to you and lights you on fire and the oiiaioiiiai cat pukes on you and you explode but now you are dead and you are dead and you die and you are dead and you die and you are dead*

sit

*i sit down*

lay